That WOULD be cool

It’s what we’re all thinking.

DOMA

 

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This is a surprise.

But they said it would disperse!!

Remember that big oil spill disaster?? Me neither! But here we are, talking about it AGAIN. Ugh, oil spill, we’ve all moved on and we’ve been told that you have too! So what’s this all about?

Womp womp.

[More heart-breaking facts at the source.]

Who could’ve predicted that the whole “disperse and evaporate” thing wouldn’t totally work out? You’d have to have a PhD in Biology an MA in English Literature to figure that out.

oh boy

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CRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGE.

I certainly don’t know anyone who would want to date a vegan

Jon Shook, an owner of Animal, the meat- and fat-centric restaurant in Los Angeles, becomes effusive when he talks about coaxing his girlfriend, Shiri Appleby, a television actress and a former vegan, into eating his fried pork chops. “She’s like 110 pounds, maybe, in wet clothes, and when she’s with me, we eat everything and anything,” he said on the phone. “On our first date, I was like, ‘Hey, why’d you stop being a vegan?’ And she was like, ‘What kind of guy’s going to date a vegan?’ And I was like, ‘You’re awesome.’ ”

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Can we seriously stop with this trope? Why is it considered “awesome” when a thin, white woman eats meat? People know that less than 3% of the US population is vegetarian, right? So can we all just agree that it isn’t so totally WILD and ABSURD to meet a woman who eats meat?

(Also, as an aside, it sounds like Shiri Appleby was already NOT a vegan when she met this guy [i.e., she said she had already given up veganism in order to be able to DATE A GUY before their first date], so I don’t really see how he “coaxed” her into anything.)

UGGHHHHHH 97% of the population eats meat GET OVER IT DUDE.

Just in time for Valentine’s Day!

Aww, romantic!!