Dear j crew catalogue,
Okay, what the fuck is this now? I honestly feel like you are doing this just to spite me.
NO BRIDESMAID AT SOME ALL-J CREW WEDDING IS GOING TO WEAR HER HAIR LIKE THIS. IT LOOKS RIDICULOUS.
Honest to god, this actually infuriates me.
And the model that had absolutely TERRIBLE hair last time somehow got off even worse this time! I mean, SERIOUSLY??
You can see her scalp!! What is this!?!?!
God, I hate this catalogue.
Did you know that The Mist, a movie based on a novel by Stephen King, was written for the screen and directed by Frank Darabont, the same man who developed the TV show The Walking Dead? And that many people from The Mist are also in The Walking Dead (NOT Thomas Jane and Marcia Gay Harding though)? Watching The Mist now is like watching a very weird prequel to The Walking Dead. All of your old friends are there! Blond woman! Sophie’s mom! Guy with hat! That group of people just have the WORST luck!! Always plagued by something. Mist or zombies.
Well played, Katharine Q. Seelye:
Hahahaha, you and I both know that he actually thinks that every US state and territory (and by implied extension, every person in those states and territories) must speak English OR ELSE because he is a colossal idiot. I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE, KATHARINE!
Just to recap, Black Widow’s special power is to shoot a 3-inch pistol at her enemies.
Great power! Very cool. I guess they couldn’t find a pink gun, so they just gave her the smallest gun. Makes sense.