Monthly Archives: February 2012

February 29, 2012

An open letter to the j crew March 2012 catalogue

Dear j crew March 2012 catalogue, I must formally request that you refrain from treating your readers like morons who don’t realize that j crew clothes are very preppy and very expensive and as such, the ridiculous hair styling presented … Continue reading →

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February 22, 2012

HAHAHAH I should definitely be a top French lawyer

From “Dominique Strauss-Kahn Held in French Prostitution Case” — HAHAHAHAHA THAT IS YOUR BEST DEFENSE? Cool. Great defense. Definitely not guilty! Bang that gavel, this case is CLOSED!

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February 3, 2012

Remove that clause, Wes Anderson.

Does Wes Anderson have a clause in his contract (TO THE MOVIE-GOING PUBLIC) that states that he will only allow one non-white person into each of his movies? On that note: Oh BROTHER. Could this trailer BE any more Wes … Continue reading →

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